
I always figure if you have cauliflower in the frig, you’ve got dinner. I realize not everyone sees it that way. I ran into a friend at the Chestertown farmers’ market last week. I was carrying a cauliflower the size of a bowling ball that I’d bought from Lockbriar Farms — a great find from my point of view — but Anita wrinkled up her nose a bit when I showed it to her.
“I don’t like it that much,” she confessed – if confessed is the right word to use in our let’s-all-eat-healthy-and-love-local-veggies-mindset – yeah, confessed is the right word for it. “A little cauliflower goes a long way with me,” she said, still staring at the massive crucifer I was hugging. “What do you do with it?”
“Stir-fry it with tomatoes and celery and curry, cauliflower soup with mushrooms and shallots and gorgonzola, roast it with parmesan and garlic, steam it for lunch with hot pepper cheese, layer it with beans and sautéed peppers some white wine and gruyere and buttered crumbs and run it under the broiler, eat it raw with something sinful like spinach veg dip…”
“Oh!” she laughed. “You REALLY like cauliflower!”
Yeah.
I love its raw crispness, I love the shape and texture of the head itself – curds some people call them, but that grosses me out, like the curds of clabber (aka curds and whey) my father used to make on the windowsill. I love cauliflower’s vitamin and mineral boost – huge vitamin C, plenty of K, folate and fiber, and more. There are now purple and cheddar cheese colored cauliflower varieties that have only mildly discernable differences in flavor to my palate (though the purple ones come closer in flavor to their brassica cousin, broccoli), but each is superb and superbly versatile.

I don’t just like cauliflower; I LOVE cauliflower (as one young friend corrected me when I asked about his fondness for snakes). Mostly because it’s the basis for one of the best and easiest-to-make comfort-food meals of all time. Cauliflower gratin. Like mac and cheese but better for you and quicker – it takes about 12 minutes start to finish.
CAULIFLOWER GRATIN
1 medium head of cauliflower
3 tblsp sweet butter
3 tblsp flour
1 ½ cups of milk, anything from whole to skim
1 ½ cups of fresh-grated parmesan (use the real stuff; it makes all the difference)
salt, pepper and nutmeg
Put the cauliflower whole into a pot with about an inch of water and steam-boil it until just tender but not falling apart, which will take about 8 minutes. Meanwhile, make a roux. Melt butter in a pot, stir in flour and cook for a few minutes. Whisk in a cup of milk until smooth. This will be thick. Add salt and pepper and a dash of nutmeg, about a ¼ tsp. Add more milk if the béchamel is too thick – it should be about as thick as a smoothy right now. Add more milk if you need to thin it some. Whisk in a ½ cup grated parmesan.
As soon as the cauli is just-done, take it out of the pot, otherwise it will get too soft, and break it into pieces in a gratin dish or oven-proof dish of some kind. But be sure you save the boiling water. Add some of the water from the boiled cauli to thin the bechamel and add flavor. It should now be the consistency of good rich cheese sauce. Pour the cheese sauce over the cauliflower, covering everything. (Enrobed is the way some of the more hopefully pretentious restaurants used to describe this.) Then cover that with about a cup of grated Parmesan cheese and run it all until the broiler until it’s browning and bubbly. Serve with a bottle of rich red wine. Heaven.
http://www.bigoven.com/glossary/Cauliflower
http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/roasted_cauliflower/
http://www.101cookbooks.com/archives/simple-cauliflower-recipe.html
http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2009/01/cauliflower-soup/